Jan Elfman has been the Queen of England since 1784. She is hysterically funny but quite poor in math. You can tell by one look she eats everything on her plate. She is that rare breed of Californian who is not a healer. Her last job was with KCRW, the best public radio station in the world, on the campus of Santa Monica College, where she raised oodles and oodles of $$$ to keep them awesome. Ms. Elfman has an affinity for air which is why she loves The Petaluma Radio Players. She hopes you enjoy what you hear so much, you'll put us in your will. 
If that's too confusing, just put "her" in your will.  

Jan Elfman